SOCIALLY DISTANCED CHRISTMAS CRACKER

I made a 3m socially-distanced Christmas Cracker so regardless of having to socially distance from two of my favourite people in the world this year, we could rest assured a cracker could be pulled!!! (bang mechanism included)

(Contents: 1 pair of sunglasses, 1 30cm ruler, 1 bottle of hand sanitiser, 1 joke, 2 hats)